Thursday, May 16, 2013
I Will Not Do Business with Minorities, Fatty, Whites, Women, Men...just Aliens with UFOs
Why not!
I'm sick and tired of God not sending more aliens to earth so I can finally start selling my cool clothing lines for beautiful aliens from outer space.
No more dealing with bitchy humans with their fragile flesh & blood and their inferior brains. Can you believe most don't know 2+2 equals 10.
If Abercrombie & Fitch's Mike Jeffries can exclude people from his stores systematically I wonder why the US wealthy 1% don't do the same. I wonder why you never see Tiger Woods with a girl with the same skin type. I wonder why companies are likely to hire people that look and act like them in senior roles ?
Wonder why neighbourhoods don't have concentration of Chinese in an area, or Hispanics in an area.
Why the f$^$& can't we live in a world where white's eat only hotdogs, blacks eat chicken, Chinese eat shark meat because some business man decided to systematically prevent others outside his comfort target to eat outside their define food.
Jeffries doesn't want "larger people" shopping in Abercrombie and Fitch; instead, "he wants thin and beautiful people.". It's no difference when a oversize clothing store only serves oversize people. “In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids,” he continued. “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don’t alienate anybody, but you don’t excite anybody, either.”
You can please everyone but you end up pleasing no one.
For a serious moment, be careful when positioning your business around sensitive demographics or profiling. It’s best to go after aspiration. Nike went exclusive after athletes then went after aspirations, personal growth.
Not all whites are secretive racist, not all blacks drink Mountain Dew, Pepsi. Not all cool kids are thin and beautiful, Mike.
All just a Jedi mind trick to sell cloths. Nike sells golf clubs by using Tiger to promote it. And because you want to play like Tiger you buy Nike golf clubs ($$$).
I want every outer space alien to exclusively wear my fake clothing line. Absolutely no humans.
0 click to comment:
Post a Comment